So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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