I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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