We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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