K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
why is half of my head shaved?
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