He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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