Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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