Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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