You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize