You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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