Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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