dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My bed smells like the plague
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