I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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