it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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