I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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