he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just blew my weed a kiss
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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