I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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