hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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