We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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