that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
