Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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