Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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