It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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