i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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