Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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