so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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