I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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