My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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