We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The maid of honor just puked.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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