I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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