only if we run a train.
done.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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