Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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