I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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