so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
