Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
