My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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