Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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