you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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