is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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