On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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