If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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