Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
That's intense
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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