How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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