think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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