problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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