OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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