Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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