She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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