You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
soo... how was my night?
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