Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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