Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You may now shotgun with the bride
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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