margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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