yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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